How To Get Through The Long NFL Off-Season

Try a new hobby – how about fencing?

Watch all your recorded Falcons games in order from 2008, wearing your jerseys only when that side of the ball is on the field.

Scramble the word Falcons, Atlanta, Matt Ryan or Michael Turner into as many different words as possible.

Simulate the 2009 NFL Draft on Madden – creating all the possible draft picks before going through with it.

Actually go outside on a random Sunday.

Figure out the Falcons salary cap situation down to the penny.

Go to the gym – if they have 1990s Atlanta games on NFL replay.

Play a make-believe football game in your yard where you play all the positions.